script for Drama Thing:

Characters:
Frances=**not myself**
YaMin=YaMin
Michelle=Michelle
Lorraine=Lorraine
Sarah=Sarah

In the classroom after school…
**Lorraine & Sarah are packing their bags and playing scissors paper stone**
**Michelle & YaMin are packing their bags**
**Frances walks in the room only looks at YaMin**

Michelle: (runs up to Frances) Hey ___!
Lorraine & Sarah: (runs up to Frances and SMILES like nobody’s business) Hey ___. You look damn handsome today!
Frances: Err. Thanks.
YaMin: Hello ___. (continues packing bag)
Frances: (walks up to YaMin while Lorraine and Sarah follows) hey, are you free tonight?
Michelle, Lorraine & Sarah: DUH we’re free!!!

(Frances throws moldy pineapple at them, and they try to catch it.)

Yamin: err. (Looks at Michelle- who was shaking her head vigorously) I have to baby sit tonight. I won’t be able to go out. Sorry. How about tomorrow night?
Frances: Sure! Ok then. I’ll pick you up at 7 tomorrow at your place.

At night…
(Sarah talks on the phone with Lorraine)

Sarah: OHMYGOSH. You know, we should think of a way to break ___ and YaMin up. Like. Their soooo not made for each other!
Lorraine: LIKE YEAAH. Why not we break YaMin and Michelle up first so that YaMin will be too upset to go out with ____ so we can go and ‘ATTACK’ ____. How does that sound?
Sarah: LIKE OMG. You’re SUCH a genius!! SET. Tomorrow morning, I will put a note saying “I HATE YOU” on Michelle’s table and says it’s from YaMin. OHMYGOSH. This is SOOO gonna work.
Lorraine: okay. And then we go comfort Michelle and go against YaMin YEAH. OHMYGOSH. We’re soooooooo brilliant!!! Okok. Night darling. Beauty sleep time!
Sarah: TOODLES!

The next day…
Michelle reads the note on the table. (GETS PISSED OFF) Stomps to YaMin’s table and smack down a note with “I HATE YOU” written on it.

(Michelle ignores YaMin for the rest of the day)

Lorraine & Sarah: (walks up to Michelle) Hey Michelle! Care to join us for recess today?
Michelle: Sure! I’d love to. I mean, who would want to have recess with the ‘oh-so-nice’ YaMin? (Gives the ‘whatever/-.-’ face)

During recess…
Michelle: OHMYGOSH. Just look at her. I can’t believe I was her best friend. URGH!
Lorraine: YEAH I know. What does ____…[pause] (smiles and places hands to heart) [resume] see in her anyway? Urghh!
Sarah: Let’s think of a way to break them up. They are soooooooo not meant to be with each other. URGH!
Michelle: I have this AWESOME of the AWESOMEST plan in the world. Care to hear it?
Lorraine & Sarah: (exchanged glances) DUH!
Michelle: Well... As you know. They’re both going out tonight. Soooo... We could leave them in a misunderstood position. Then, we could tell ____ that YaMin would be going on her own while she’s actually waiting for ____ to pick her up. AND as you know, ____ will try to call her; we could tell him that she’d changed her phone number. HAH! Am I brilliant or extra brilliant? (Grins)
Lorraine and Sarah: Like, omg. That’s just the PERFECT idea!
Michelle: Give me 5!
Lorraine & Sarah: (takes out $5 each from their pockets)
Michelle: (gives the ‘whatever/ -.-‘ face) I meant a high 5.
Lorraine & Sarah: OHHHHH!

After school…
(Michelle runs to ____)

Michelle: Hey ____, did YaMin tell you? She changed her cell phone number, its now: 62353535. And she wanted me to tell you that she’d be going on her own and you don’t have to go pick her up for the date tonight.
Frances: Really? Okay then. Thanks a lot Michelle.
Michelle: No problem my darling, I’d do anything for you! (blink blink)

(Frances pretends not to hear and walks away)
(Lorraine, Sarah & Michelle walks home together)

Michelle: Why don’t you guys come over to my place tonight?
Lorraine: Sure. By the way, who’s number did you actually give to ____?
Michelle: Oh…Just my aunt’s number…no big.
Sarah: YOU GAVE ____ YOUR AUNT’S NUMBER?
Michelle: yeah. My aunt left her cell phone in my room yesterday. SO I was thinking, if ____ calls. We’ll imitate YaMin!
Lorraine & Sarah: OHHHHH…GENIUS!
Sarah: Like, OHMYGOSH. How many brain cells do you have man?
Lorraine: Like, you can count the number of brain cells in YOUR brain?
Sarah: Like, I don’t know…but if we add up the number of brain cells we have in total, it’ll be like…a hundred?
Lorraine: OHHHH…so we have like…27 brain cells each?
Sarah: DUH!
Michelle: Right…so are you guys coming or not?
Lorraine & Sarah: We wouldn’t miss it for the world man!
Sarah: I never understood that phrase…
Lorraine: Yeah…neither did I. but who cares right?
Sarah: RIGHT.


At Michelle’s house…
(Michelle’s aunt’s cell phone rings)

Michelle: OHMYGOSH! The cell phone’s ringing people!!!

(Lorraine & Sarah squeals)

Frances: Hey YaMin, where are you? The movie started like, an hour ago!
Michelle: (imitating YaMin’s voice) it did? Oh, I’m so sorry…but I have to tell you something. I DON’T LIKE FREAKING LIKE YOU!!!
Frances: (hurt) Oh. Okay…I get it now.
Michelle: okay then…BUHBYE!

(Meanwhile at YaMin’s side…)

YaMin: (anxiously dials ____’s number)
Frances: Hello?
YaMin: ____! WHERE THE #!@^# ARE YOU?
Frances: ermm…at home?
YaMin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT HOME?!?!
Frances: You told me you didn’t like me anymore. And you made me wait for an hour!!!
YaMin: NO I DIDN’T!! I DIDN’T SAY ANY OF THAT! PLUS, YOU’RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME WAIT. THAT’S IT ____, WE’RE THROUGH!
Frances: (stares at the cell phone) huh?


The next day…
Michelle: Hey YaMin! How was your date with ____ yesterday?
YaMin: Horrible. He didn’t even come and pick me up like he said he would and he accused me of saying things I didn’t… Now, I never want to hear his name again!
Lorraine & Sarah: Awwww…. poor thing. (Pouts)
Sarah: So now you guys aren’t together anymore?
YaMin: Well…not after last night, that’s for sure.
Lorraine: Do you want us to punch him or anything? Cause we really just can’t, just got our nails done…
Michelle: Yeah…see? Silver palm trees.
YaMin: It’s okay guys, but thanks though.

(Michelle, Lorraine & Sarah gives the thumbs up)
(____ enters classroom)

Frances: Hey.
Lorraine & Sarah: HEY ____! How are you feeling? Are you okay? Are you free tonight?
Frances: Yeah. Why?
Sarah: Do you want to go skinny-dipping?
Lorraine: (giggles) She was kidding… We were planning on catching a movie, wanna to come?
Frances: Okay…I’ll pick you guys up at 8.
Lorraine and Sarah: (giggles) WE HAVE A DATE WITH THE CUTEST GUY IN THE ENTIRE… what’s this called again?
Lorraine: The blue and green round ball thing..??
Sarah: ermm…I think it’s called sushi…
Lorraine: RIGHT.
Lorraine & Sarah: WE HAVE A DATE WITH THE CUTEST GUY IN THE ENTIRE SUSHI!!! (squeals)

i'm supposed to go all gay in the end..but michelle didn't like it..**POUTS**