10 signs you may not be getting a good deal at a SALE:

1. you had to sell your mother's organs on eBay to afford those shoes*worth trying*.
2. the wallet you're buying looks strangely like the one pick-pocketed from you the week before.
3. when you hand your credit card over to the cashier, he rubs his hands together and & goes "MUAHAHAHAHHA!!!"
4. you bought your shoes at a one-for-one-side sale.
5. the crew of the 3rd world child labourers in the back room are laughing at you.
6. the night after you made your purchase, the salesgirl quits her job and buys a house in Tuscany.
7. the other shoppers in the store-collective slap their foreheads when you say the words, "i'll take it!"
8. the receipt states the subtotal,GST and somethin' bout a pound of flesh.
9. either me or my sister gets to school on monday.
10. the salesman insists there's only one "C" in "GUCCI".